Fucking Gamzee that is not how you wear those. But fine, whatever. I can’t stay mad at you and your ridic face.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
What a beautiful sky. I’m gonna fuck it
do NOT fuck the sky. do NOT
i already know where this post is going so im gonna take this chance while everyone is distracted to say one time when i was little i accidentally through a spoon in the trash can and than i was sure my parents were going to kick me out so i packed up all my shit and my gameboy advanced and i left the house and i walked like 1/4 of a mile but then someone called the police and i got taken home
he’s standing right next to you, Talvas
Day 4: I failed
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
my landlord just brought a group of girls round to view our house because we are moving out next summer and I was in bed in my underwear doing work and they came in and I said “sorry ladies unfortunately I don’t come with the room” and none of them laughed it was pretty dire