thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

so ive been in iowa w/ my girlfriend for a few days uwu ive been spoiling her its fun

hi hello i wont be around for a couple of weeks goodbye friends

cityofcans:

have a transparent democracy on your dash

soupery:

eridan because idk

gnight uvu

edating:

hi hello i have a folder of pixel backgrounds to use on my theme this is me sharing my favourites with u    

ferrrox:

everking:

wait i like purple better

this looks so cool!

dead-provocative-bro:

davesjohnjuice:

saywhatsinthisdrink:

anniilaugh:

kinomatika:

p33p:

scarvenrot:

Dave’s lullaby.

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inkskratches:

doodled a quick blushy eridan because i know erin likes happy dans

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

qianshan:

I like this guy